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I once had a sleep over at Bazriel’s and wrote these Bing Crosby lyrics on his roof.

I’m cute just sayin’

qwerty. icon.

And Little Red Riding Hood said “Oh! what big eyes you have!”

Then we ate her.

For Little red was actually a battenburg.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marajuana

jack got high

pulled down his fly

and asked Jill “do you wanna?”

Jill said “yes”

pulled up her dress

they then had lots of fun

unfortunately the condom split and now jill has aids

ta dahh

Ooooft best story EvER ;p

Your job should be pro story teller ;D

I am the best at stories EVER!!!

We’re going to Tescoooooo to buy a Battenburgggggg! Never been so happy!

bog eye.

Ahh Liv <3

Got myself my very own Danzig. You know.

“bang bang skeet skeet”

We are amazing!!! Our last day though :’(

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