June 2012
delayingtheinevitable asked: Hospital Crumpz? Whats the matter? You in the Royal? x
I'm terribly poorly tucked up in a hospital bed so... →
Anonymous asked: 4 crumpled foreskins jumping on a bed, one fell off and bumped his head. OH FUCKING CHRIST, OWWW! FUCK THIS. SCREW YOU GUYS, I'M GOING HOME.
Anonymous asked: Why would you be my first if you thought I was good looking?
hulkh4nds replied to your post: According to Evan’s calculations I haven’t had sex…
hahahaha
Youve ruined my day :’(
According to Evan’s calculations I haven’t had sex in far longer than forever.
dirtygrit asked: best surprise you've ever had?
panties0n asked: live forever or have a time machine?
Ask me this or that and I'll check your blog out. →
ohcaptainthycaptain:
Make the questions good and I’ll love you down.
codeinee asked: u r beautiful
Anonymous asked: How does that thong statement even make sense?!
I am far too clumsy and accident prone to wear a thong. :(
Anonymous asked: Has crumply engaged in some a2m?
Anonymous asked: How and why did you taste your ass?
Anonymous asked: Hope this isnt to forward but if you were to see a picture of me and found me attractive, would you be my first?
Anonymous asked: 68
Anonymous asked: you've tasted ass?
mmmmhmmmm
1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
6. What are you excited for?
7. What happened tonight?
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
9. Is confidence cute?
10. What is the last beverage you had?
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
18. The last time you felt broken?
19. Have you had sex today?
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
21. Are you in a good mood?
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
24. What do you want right this second?
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
34. Listening to?
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
38. Who did you last call?
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
44. Do you tan in the nude?
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
47. Who was the last person to call you?
48. Do you sing in the shower?
49. Do you dance in the car?
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53. Is Christmas stressful?
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59. Take a vitamin daily?
60. Wear slippers?
61. Wear a bath robe?
62. What do you wear to bed?
63. First concert?
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65. Nike or Adidas?
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
69. Ever take dance lessons?
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71. Can you curl your tongue?
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74. What is your favorite book?
75. Do you study better with or without music?
76. Regularly burn incense?
77. Ever been in love?
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
79. What was the last concert you saw?
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
81. Tea or coffee?
82. Favorite type of cookie?
83. Can you swim well?
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85. Are you patient?
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
87. Ever won a contest?
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
89. Which are better black or green olives?
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
91. Best room for a fireplace?
92. Do you want to get married?
Anonymous asked: What happen to the blue hair beautiful.
1 tag
Its standard to sing “my salsa my salsasalsasalsalsalsa my salsa” when you have salsa.
weatethehorse said: Fuck off bitch you can easily get a boyfren.
block. Quite possibly thw rudest comment ever (y)
Im at that point were being single is really getting to me but I cant do anything to change it. Erghhh.
Anonymous asked: I think you're gorgeous with or without your blue hair. Yeah I liked it but it wasn't all of you there is much much more to a girl than the color of her hair. So I still think you're absolutely stunning. But I'd still be too scared to ask you out if I lived in the UK.
w4nksock asked: I think you look good with black hair! :c And you're not ugly either. So that anon can go away. Bleh.
sinful-whore asked: omg you are no way ugly, anon be stupid. you're beautiful lovely, whatever hair colour you have x
Anonymous asked: Since you got rid of your blue hair and dyed it black you have lost all eligibility. Like you are just way way uglier.
Anonymous asked: T- what kind of underwear are you wearing.
[S]: One thing i really want is proper shower sex,... →
tykerthecreator:
One thing i really want is proper shower sex, you know the kind where you both stand under the water, or the girl has her legs wrapped around your legs, holding her underneath her ass while her arms are wrapped around my neck, and holding her up against the wall and just dropping my body holding…
This will be my excuse for watching a shed load of porn tonight
Frikkin...
3 tags
maybe?
A: Are you a virgin?
B: 3 biggest pet peeves
C: Celebrity crush?
D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
E: Do you smoke?
F: Do you drink?
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
H: Longest relationship and with who?
I: 5 turn ons
J: 5 turn offs
K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
M: What is your sexual orientation?
N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
O: Who are you crushing on right now?
P: Who is your bestfriend?
Q: Your guilty pleasure?
R: Who was your first kiss?
S: Do looks matter to you?
T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
V: How far have you gone?
W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
X: Are you circumcised?
Y: Do you name your private parts?
Z: Do you pee in the shower?
Drunken texts from Winnie > any other text ever. Hahahaha.
