CrumpledForeskin

Month

January 2012

Dec 31, 2011591 notes
I've done pretty well for myself tonight.

Besides just nearlly getting my finger bitten off.

Happy New Yearrrrrrrrrrr

Dec 31, 2011

December 2011

Dec 30, 201137,804 notes
Dec 30, 201127 notes
Dec 30, 20117,110 notes
No I'm sure the shattered bones will only add to the pleasure. You could feel the rough edges slicing through your flesh, mashing nerves, with each thrust. Feeling your bones shifting inside you as I push against you.

You should write horror stories?

Dec 30, 20112 notes
That sounds like my dream job!

It’s one of my dream jobs :D

Dec 30, 2011
Oh gosh, not rapey. I get off when she's having fun, rape isn't fun at all. For her. I just assumed you'd be turned on if I rammed my car into you, perhaps smashing some bones, then stripped you down and kissed you all over.

Not too pleased with the smashing of bones in that sense.

Dec 30, 2011
Where do you work?x

I have two jobs technically.
This one i’m going to now is i’m a lickle chef in a lickle cute kitchen in a beautiful restaurant in the centre of town
I make all the cakes and pies and desserty things. Like my home made ice cream :D

Dec 30, 20112 notes

image

tmedia replied to your post: tmedia replied to your post: I haven’t been on in…

Oh I bet she did! Did she see the accident?

Nope she got rung by some erratic randomers saying I was dying.

So she shit.

Dec 30, 20111 note
#tmedia
in that anons defence, rapey is fun. we should try it

Maybe not.

Dec 30, 2011
no actually im not lol are you okay?

Yeah just a few cuts and bruises.
Back in work today. :)

Dec 30, 2011

image

tmedia replied to your post: I haven’t been on in a while. The reason being i found out that i’m actually Iron man!

Glad to read that you’re relatively unscathed! Scary shit!

It was so grim my mum cried loads :’( 

Dec 30, 20111 note
#tmedia
I want to knock you down with my car so I can have my way with you n_n

Thats a bit rapey anon.
Just a bit rapey.

Dec 30, 20111 note
did you really get hit by a car?

No I lied! Your kidding right :’)

Dec 30, 2011
Dec 30, 20114,420 notes
Dec 30, 201134 notes
Dec 30, 20111,251 notes
I haven't been on in a while. The reason being i found out that i'm actually Iron man!

I was just casually walking to work and got hit my a car.

Faceplanted the bonet a bit and broke my glasses again.

BUTTTT

Came out of it with only;

  • A cut on the back of my head. 
  • A bit of dizziness.
  • Two broken fingers.
  • And a dislocated shoulder which i’m used to.

See told you i am Iron man.

Dec 30, 20114 notes
HOW DO YOU GET YOUR HAIR SO FUCKIN BLUE!? :o

It’s not blue anymore. But with hair dye haha.

Dec 30, 20111 note
#Anonymous
Next page →
2012 2013
  • January
  • February
  • March
  • April
  • May
  • June
  • July
  • August
  • September
  • October
  • November
  • December
2011 2012 2013
  • January
  • February
  • March
  • April
  • May
  • June
  • July
  • August
  • September
  • October
  • November
  • December
2010 2011 2012
  • January
  • February
  • March
  • April
  • May
  • June
  • July
  • August
  • September
  • October
  • November
  • December
2010 2011
  • January
  • February
  • March
  • April
  • May
  • June
  • July
  • August
  • September
  • October
  • November
  • December